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One Minute Star Wars

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One Minute Star Wars
by Gagan Gupta

Episode I
Quigon Jin: You will be a Jedi
Anakin: Whee I'm gonna be a Jedi

Episode II
Obi Wan: You will be a Jedi
Anakin: Am I a Jedi yet?
Obi Wan: No

Episode III
Anakin: Dammit when will I be a Jedi?
Obi Wan: Soon
Anakin: Fuck You I'm going to the Dark Side

Episode IV
Obi Wan: You will be a Jedi
Luke: Whee I'm gonna be a Jedi

Episode V
Yoda: Jedi, you will be
Luke: Am I Jedi yet?
Yoda: No
Vader: I am your father
Luke: WTF?

Episode VI
Luke: Dammit when will I be a Jedi?
Yoda: After you kill daddy
Luke: Aww Mannn...and Leia's my sister??

Fin
My one minute synopsis of the Star Wars movies.
Please note, that the following is not meant to diss the series or the fans of the movies. Anyone who knows me know how crazy I am about Star Wars.
:yoda:
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At least the picture isn't Christopher Walken. or Mr. Bean.